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@NutProdigy
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Let @samreich host the next #PresidentialDebate2024
People can be so negative on this app. Like sure you regularly see the worst things imaginable being posted on a constant basis, but once in a while you see asshole in the comments of a random post. Gotta focus on the positives
I am become Milhouse, destroyer of memes
Not sure why I need to know that a hardware store doesn't fuck but ok
I didn't just watch the Barbie movie, I sat my organic ass down and LISTENED
Why is Instagram trying to sell me this camera made for the criminally perverted? Does the algorithm think I own an air bnb?
Explaining something to the person you're talking to even though theyre on the same page just so anyone that might be eavesdropping can follow along
"Here's a list of everything wrong with Brno" *describes the coolest place you've ever heard of*
"You have to separate the art from the artist" I say, reading Mussolini's romance novel
me: you don’t like any of my gifts her: no! the five golden rings were nice. it’s just- me: too many birds? her: really bird heavy this year
People from Chicago will say "the cheese is under the sauce" like that isn't the most insane thing ever
The masculine urge to roll up a piece of cheese in a piece of meat
You call yourself an environmentalist but you buy disposable toilet paper? Yeah, ok bud.
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