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Susie ✿

@NutshellVersion

so many metaphors they’re practically metafives 🧍🏻‍♀️

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*something happens* ANXIETY: Oh no, a reason to panic! ME: No shh don’t worry about that, it doesn’t matter. DEPRESSION: 𝑵𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔.


no one is here anymore, which makes me proud of us :) if any of my former tweeps see this, you can find me with the same @ on the 🦋 app. ✌🏼


went through a personal tragedy and was off twitter for awhile, just caught up a little…. and damn yeah I do not miss it here. tweeps, lmk if you recommend somewhere else to find you. otherwise ✌🏼


I LIVED IT: just called a friend to vent and she gave me tough love instead of agreeing with me


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"A day in the Life of Sue Republican. Sue gets up at 6 a.m. and fills her coffeepot with water to prepare her morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. (1) ⏬

SonnyVermont's tweet image. "A day in the Life of Sue Republican.

Sue gets up at 6 a.m. and fills her coffeepot with water to prepare her morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards.
(1) ⏬

by age 35 you should have a note on your phone with hyperspecific dietary restrictions like “no more than three of these or your tummy will hurt” “this is the wine that gives you heartburn!” “don’t bother saving takeout from here, it’s gross the next day”


when my friends with kids post their group halloween costumes: 🙄 when they send pics of 5 different carved pumpkins:

NutshellVersion's tweet image. when my friends with kids post their group halloween costumes: 🙄

when they send pics of 5 different carved pumpkins:

sorry I can’t come tonight I’ve been traumatized by giftwrapping videos that put the tape ON the gift itself goodbye


Susie ✿ reposted

MLK’s daughter writes: A vote for Kamala Harris is not an endorsement of US funding for the war. It does not mean you are forsaking your right to protest her actions and policies. But she is the candidate who will protect our constitutional right to protest.…


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if he’s funny absolutely

is this body attractive? be honest



i thought, surely that’s an exaggeration. surely it was taken out of context. once again foiled by my misplaced optimism about the state of the world

Tucker Carlson’s vision of a Trump presidency is that “dad comes home” and says to America, “You’ve been a bad girl. You’ve been a bad little girl and you’re getting a vigorous spanking, right now. … It’s going to hurt you a lot more than it hurts me.”



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the contrast couldn't big bigger: -under harris, on average, the bottom 99% will see taxes go down while the top 1% will see taxes go up -under trump, on average, the bottom 95% will see costs go up while the top 5% will see taxes go down

BBKogan's tweet image. the contrast couldn't big bigger:
-under harris, on average, the bottom 99% will see taxes go down while the top 1% will see taxes go up
-under trump, on average, the bottom 95% will see costs go up while the top 5% will see taxes go down
BBKogan's tweet image. the contrast couldn't big bigger:
-under harris, on average, the bottom 99% will see taxes go down while the top 1% will see taxes go up
-under trump, on average, the bottom 95% will see costs go up while the top 5% will see taxes go down

kinda think bears killed it with the hibernation idea. I don’t want to d!e permanently, just shut down for a lil while. system reset. everyone do me a quick favor and forget I exist for a hot sec


every few months there’s a post like this and everyone who’s ever worked in hotels has to do a big sigh and then bury themselves in a field

4pm hotel check-in and 11am check-out is one of the biggest scam in our society 🤷🏽‍♂️😂



Susie ✿ reposted

A Musk-funded Super PAC is showing the ad on the left to Muslims and the ad on the right to Jews, according to this report: 404media.co/this-is-exactl… So great that Twitter is owned by someone who values truth and honesty.


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Blood poison, vermin, the 'enemy within': The language of the the 1930s has not been used successfully in modern American politics. But maybe that's because no one, before now, has tried theatlantic.com/politics/archi…


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thinking likes deserve to be private but blocked accounts have the right to still look at your tweets... idk this smells like it all was catered for very specific people...


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