OSKroll's profile picture. Account Director @openai in NYC. #Mets fan, only 'cause the Dodgers moved to LA.

Matthew Kroll

@OSKroll

Account Director @openai in NYC. #Mets fan, only 'cause the Dodgers moved to LA.

Truly ALL of NYC’s emergency personnel are responding to today’s #earthquake. @Ghostbusters @GBFrozenEmpire @REALNYCGB #Ghostbusters @JasonReitman

OSKroll's tweet image. Truly ALL of NYC’s emergency personnel are responding to today’s #earthquake. 

@Ghostbusters @GBFrozenEmpire @REALNYCGB #Ghostbusters @JasonReitman

A dollar slice now costs $1.50. #Inflation is really scary folks!


Simple: Because the MTA is not @googlemaps. Sometimes the best tool for the job isn't the "Vendor tool!"

It is amazing how bad the MTA's new website still is ("new", as in more than 4 years old at this point). Why is this even a suggested itinerary? To get from NY-Penn Station to NY-Grand Central, take the LIRR to Woodside, then the 7 train back into Manhattan?

TheLIRRToday's tweet image. It is amazing how bad the MTA's new website still is ("new", as in more than 4 years old at this point).

Why is this even a suggested itinerary?  To get from NY-Penn Station to NY-Grand Central, take the LIRR to Woodside, then the 7 train back into Manhattan?


We must call upon the @beastieboys to unite the people in the struggle for @MarinSanna to gather and celebrate with her friends #SannaMarin #istandwithSanna

It is amazing how bad the MTA's new website still is ("new", as in more than 4 years old at this point). Why is this even a suggested itinerary? To get from NY-Penn Station to NY-Grand Central, take the LIRR to Woodside, then the 7 train back into Manhattan?

TheLIRRToday's tweet image. It is amazing how bad the MTA's new website still is ("new", as in more than 4 years old at this point).

Why is this even a suggested itinerary?  To get from NY-Penn Station to NY-Grand Central, take the LIRR to Woodside, then the 7 train back into Manhattan?


Dear @google marketing: get this man a tshirt!

Note to my university's tech central: You will pry Google Docs out of my cold, dead hands with distended middle fingers in rigor mortis and replace it with Microsoft Word, et al, over said dead body. I shall live la vida Google to the end.



Maybe I should start using this thing again…


Hey @nypl I called you a week ago to get your construction contractors to remove their blockage of the fire hydrant on 96th St and bc you’re negligent now the @FDNY had to get involved @nypost @nytimes @NYDailyNews

OSKroll's tweet image. Hey @nypl I called you a week ago to get your construction contractors to remove their blockage of the fire hydrant on 96th St and bc you’re negligent now the @FDNY had to get involved @nypost @nytimes @NYDailyNews

Who has a copy of the leaked email about the "Drastic Pay Raises" @awscloud that was sent out this morning? @CNBC @BusinessInsider @verge @InfoWorld anyone?


As the Head of Data Solutions for the @Mets, I have a special request for @sg0607: Can you please fix this? :) @SNYtv

OSKroll's tweet image. As the Head of Data Solutions for the @Mets, I have a special request for @sg0607: Can you please fix this? :)
@SNYtv

Someone just hit viral Instagram. Nice work @mattturck

OSKroll's tweet image. Someone just hit viral Instagram. Nice work @mattturck

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My best game witnessed is June 11 2005: Marlon Anderson inside the park home run in the bottom of the 9th followed by Cliff Floyd walk off in the 10th #metspregame



My best game witnessed is June 11 2005: Marlon Anderson inside the park home run in the bottom of the 9th followed by Cliff Floyd walk off in the 10th #metspregame


You know what would make the #GroupTherapyTour stop @TheGarden more legendary @HootieTweets? If the band covered #OldTownRoad and @LilNasX was there too. And @billyraycyrus.


Wouldn’t it be cool if @gwenstefani was performing at #GoogleNext19 tomorrow night??


You know the @MTA has gone downhill when the engineer and the conductor are fighting over the PA on your downtown C train


You would think in 2019 a @ridewithvia driver wouldn’t be checking emails & using their phone while driving, but I guess I’m wrong. #notcool


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Learn how @googlecloud used Twitter's enterprise grade data API to make it easier to deploy machine learning models on Google Cloud to predict a financial instrument’s volume, volatility, or value. cloud.google.com/blog/products/… @GCPcloud @TwitterData

XDevelopers's tweet image. Learn how @googlecloud used Twitter's enterprise grade data API to make it easier to deploy machine learning models on Google Cloud to predict a financial instrument’s volume, volatility, or value. 

cloud.google.com/blog/products/…

@GCPcloud @TwitterData

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Hey don't forget, the working poor are the ones who are gonna eat the most shit if we switch to a nights/weekends L train repair


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