Splenda Sean
@OVOSweiss
All Tweets Have Been Deemed “Donkey-Brained” by the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania // NatGeo Endangered Species // DTR SuperFan #TeamTaggart XXIV
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If there’s one position in sports that you don’t want an ugly guy playing, it’s quarterback.
When Tony romo keeps saying “the ball will be in [Allen’s] hands” on every play, does he mean that the bills quarterback is going to receive the snap? #insightful
All three of the Bears 4th quarter TDs have been scored by Philly guys, btw.
Somebody has to do something about the color of the first down scorebug graphic transition overnight @espn. It cannot be penalty flag yellow.
Uber driver just hit a bump in the road that forced out a fart I had been holding on to. It was loud enough. There’s an uncomfortable silence now.
I like to think Yukon Cornelius gets a “YUUUUUUKE” chant when he walks up to the plate
Farting at the bar and making faces at people that are fatter than me when I smell it
My book is currently $11 on Amazon. Please buy it.
Biggest decision this week is what category of sporcles i should warm up with for bar trivia #stress
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