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Splenda Sean

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Number 22 preseason?! Let’s goooooo boys!!!! @WashCollBase

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If there’s one position in sports that you don’t want an ugly guy playing, it’s quarterback.


When Tony romo keeps saying “the ball will be in [Allen’s] hands” on every play, does he mean that the bills quarterback is going to receive the snap? #insightful


They call me Spicy Sweiss The Ice Spitta


All three of the Bears 4th quarter TDs have been scored by Philly guys, btw.


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Mboka Jo with the tiniest #TongueOutTuesday!

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Bad start to 2026 - cannot find harmonica


Somebody has to do something about the color of the first down scorebug graphic transition overnight @espn. It cannot be penalty flag yellow.


Sean McVay Zero Timeout Challenge


Uber driver just hit a bump in the road that forced out a fart I had been holding on to. It was loud enough. There’s an uncomfortable silence now.


I like to think Yukon Cornelius gets a “YUUUUUUKE” chant when he walks up to the plate


Farting at the bar and making faces at people that are fatter than me when I smell it


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My book is currently $11 on Amazon. Please buy it.


Biggest decision this week is what category of sporcles i should warm up with for bar trivia #stress


Hand up, I got duped by Filipino marlins man


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KYLE SCHWARBER OUT OF THE DAMN STADIUM



That was no less than 700 feet don’t care bout statcast


I’m going to listen to Peter Gabriel’s Solsbury Hill about 50-300 times today and remain calm and not let anything harm me that’s out of my control. #peace #serenity


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Rough night for Mr. Met at the Lumineers concert


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