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North Oakville... More like western Mississauga... Or southern Milton.... Not. Oakville.


I would make a tweet about waterfront but lets be real no one went so what's the use?


My mum lost her god damn mind when the Longo's on Cornwall opened


On that note, anyone want to pick me up some webbers on the way home from the cottage?


If the boat house at your cottage is smaller than your actual house you should just sell it


My grandmother complains that there are too many youths in her local tim hortons. You know what grandma? I couldn't agree with you more.


The upstairs floor of Timothy's is what ever you want it to be, pick your own adventure


When I'm at Post Park I'm convinced my dog has a better social life than me


I walk up in da club and someone like: ayo let's go to Rehab and I'm like: Absolutly not.


Ah yes! Another huge faux-chateaux style home going up in my neighborhood looks great guys keep it up feel like im in france wow so good!


Marylin Monroe cafe don't think you can seduce me with your red velvet lattes. I have self respect. And a Starbucks gold card.


I haven't been able to get my labradoodle doggy sushi in so long because I do not even know where Bark n Fits is anymore #oakvilleproblems


Does anyone remember when Fortinos was Loblaws and they had that whacked out sculpture of 2 kids riding a dolphin hanging from the ceiling?


It's a god damn miracle those giant Remax ads on the side of Second Cup haven't ever been vandalized beyond recognition


I've been on like five cogeco specials but there's no way in hell I can ever find the cogeco channel on tv. Sometimes life isn't fair.


When I grow up I'm going to tell my kids tales of the ghost that used to be spray painted on the side of House Warmings #neverforget #boo


Because all those products from lululemon got recalled I had to buy yoga pants from tikita. In other news im dead.


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