The Bro Code
@ObeyTheBroCode
Thou shall respect #TheBroCode. If you know it, follow us, and if you don't, follow us and learn!
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My best friend is a female, but she is a Bro! She has got me so much pussy over the years!
A Bro will, in timely manner, alert his Bro to the existence of a girl fight.
If two bros decide to catch a movie together, thou shall not attend a screening that begins after 4:40 PM.
A girl just text me sayin "heyy ;)" ...two y's and a smiley MUST mean she wants me...right bro's?!?
You are a BRO when you help out another bro in need, such as providing him with a condom in which he does not have.
Everytime a bro opens a door for a woman, he is not being gentlemanly, he just wanna see that ass!
Rule #1: BRO's before HOE's! Please not a hoe is not the same as a wife, see urbandictionary.com/define.php?ter… for details.
Never go for another bro's woman, or prepare to be obliterated.
Thou shall not pause a game of FIFA with a fellow bro to look at a text message.
Thou shall always take care of a bro's woman's less attractive friend when required.
Thou shalt always remind thy fellow bro of that fat bird he porked while drunk.
Thou shalt only know Twitter as the sensitive part of the woman between the twat and shitter.
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