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@OddManCa

Where Odd Rules

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.


Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.


Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?


The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.


If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?


Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?


There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.


Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.


If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.


There's too much blood in my caffeine system.


When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.


Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.


Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.


It takes a long time to grow young. -- Pablo Picasso


A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.


Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.


How can we make Twitter odder for ya? ;)


If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?


Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.


The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.


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