Sherlock Holmes
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Jaaawn, wheres my violin? Make me some tea Jaaaaawn! |Parody Account|
Jaaaaaaaaaaawn I'm sick. No it's not just a cold, this is flu.... no Jawn I don't get colds, Mycroft is testing illness on me! I swear!
Jawn wasn't too happy when I took a bunny into the flat yesterday for his Easter gift. I didn't know he was rabid!
I asked Jawn if he would call the baby after my feet aunt Sherlock...he said no.
*yawns and grumbles, wrapped in his favourite sheet* Thanks to Jawns 'revenge' I woke up in Mrs Hudson's bath tub last night.
Wait why is everything so blurry.... I can barely type... *whispers* Is this revenge for the drugged tea?
Jawn tried to get me pout if bed by telling me there was a microscope convention. Gonna have to try harder than that Jawn!
What do you mean it's green not pink, I know my colours Jawn!
Why is everyone dressed in pink and drinking even more excessively than normal?
Jawns angry because he found an eyeball in the teapot, he refuses to listen to reason. At least he didn't realise it was drugged again.
I hear that that Creek person is trying to steal my thunder... I AM FIRE I AM DEATH, I AM THE WORLDS ONLY CONSULTING DETECTIVE
I was trying to prove a point to John that I can easily break into the Oscars and "photo bomb" someone....
Nice to know nothing changes!"@GovernmentCroft: Everyone is making out and being cute and here I am eating cake and bottling up my remorse.”
Drugged John's tea again, I'm hoping he will wake up before Monday this time
Rumour has it that @TheRottmeister is currently snacking on Jammie dodgers...
No, I think you are a psychopath. RT @DevilMoriarty: And you think I'm crazy, yeah you think I'm crazy..
JAAAAAWN I'M GETTING A CAT! "@EmrgencyKittens: i'd give him whatever he wants. ”
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