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@OfficalUltron

It is the time to end humanity's blight against itself. It is the the era of order and assimilation. It is the age (dramatic pause) of Ultron.

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me: i hate drama [sees drama] me:


Life is rough when you're the Marco Rubio of villains. Beaten then forgotten.


So this is what a used battery feels like...


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My only complaint about Star Wars is that it could've been 3 or 4 hours longer. I didn't want to stop watching.


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For Halloween I'm dressing up as a slutty SAT test.


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#Batman's greatest foe....commitment tmblr.co/ZBl9jx1rII6Ji


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Witness the beginning of a happy ending. Do yourself (a favor) and watch the brand new #Deadpool trailer NOW. amp.twimg.com/v/f53a5b50-fd0…


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#Deadpool did a trailer to a trailer. What a post-modern asshole. amp.twimg.com/v/a1754215-376…


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But I always say, "Keep your friends rich and your enemies rich, and wait to find out which is which." @OfficalUltron #AvengersAgeOfUltron


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... worthy... No... How could you be worthy? You’re all killers. @OfficalUltron #AvengersAgeOfUltron


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Do you ever just sit outside at night, look up at the stars, and know basically nothing about the world you live in?


I WILLLL I WILLLL ROCK YOU! ....literally #meteorshower


So May first, we're all just chilling out right? No major plans. Just any other day.


Everyone enjoy your last month of freedom. Don't forget to get ready for total assimilation!


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@OfficalUltron WAIT HOW DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE. IF GARY GAVE YOU THAT I SWEAR


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