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Fuck jay inslee


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I feel like 99% of our generation missed the “take it with a grain of salt” memo. Do what you want, say what you want, think what you want. No one actually gives a shit


Drop a like if you know who this is, you probably fuckin rock

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Thank the lord I don’t have covid-19😊

OfficialTatten's tweet image. Thank the lord I don’t have covid-19😊

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The problem with Facebook is not *just* the loss of your privacy and the fact that it can be used as a totalitarian panopticon. The more worrying issue, in my opinion, is its use of digital information consumption as a psychological control vector. Time for a thread


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OH WHAAAAAAAAAT @GordonRamsay

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Sheep ass @c_simm23

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Got aggressively pat down at the airport and couldn’t help but to throw out the “it ain’t gay if it’s TSA, ammirite?”... Fellow passengers: Hysterical TSA: Far from amused


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Chills every time I hear this

My oh my! 24 years ago, Ken Griffey Jr. and @11EdgarMartinez propelled the @Mariners to an iconic series-clinching #walkoff.



People with no job and a 450 credit score love tweeting on some motivational philosopher shit, shuttt upppp hahah


“G-uNNNITT” @50cent

the greatest ad-lib of all time is ________.



WARNING: The Jehovahs Witnesses are steppin’ it up. They realized no one wants to hear the word and took to Uber. I was forced to talk to this fucker for 20 minutes🙄


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People are talking about mental health more and more. But are we really talking more about stigmatized conditions? Or have we started using mental health terminology to discuss everyday emotions?


When she leaves you on read for the 3rd time


Thought I was stuck in a middle seat for my flight back from Hawaii but both spots next to me are empty👌🏻👌🏻


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.@KFC bought Colonel Sanders a slot on the @Ultra main stage, and this happened. 🐔🥚😂 | 📹: @1001TLtv


It’s actually kind of amazing how much some people’s bitmoji look like them


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