not ali segel
@OfflineAlison
Not as successful as my online counterpart. She host @webcrawlerpod I’m just a niche parody!
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my family kicked me out today…i will now seek to destroy the bunheads and all that they stand for!
Well since this is coming to an end I guess nows the time to reveal who I am
Every so often I log back into this page and laugh. This has been one of the best bits I’ve ever done and huge thanks to @OnlineAlison for not calling me a loser and demanding I take this down
Just rolled out of bed and didn’t see my shadow so Ali is in luck….the blackout curtains I’m sure helped
If I see my shadow on March 9th @OnlineAlison will have six more weeks of celibacy
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my math teacher never told me I’d need algebra as an adult to figure out how much toilet paper I was actually getting
daddy because I haven’t seen mine in years
this look just left a 5% tip and said it ain’t my job to pay their salary
welcome new followers I will not be on this weeks episode of Web Crawlers but check it out #lincolnbio
if you assist with my enema maybe we can talk business
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