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passes come from the heart

Don’t show this to @gas_rex !

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People forget that TO had 122 yards on 9 catches in the superbowl with a broken leg and torn ankle ligament 😳


PSA for all my bro’s. Don’t be afraid to take a sit down pee every now and again. Shit can turn your day around no cap.


Number one rule of going out. Bend your knees. The amount of wobbling people I saw today had me disappointed. Always stay low when drinking. And in life in general.


You couldn’t pay me to attempt butterfly stroke in a pool for 2 minutes. Would require multiple spotters / lifeguards.


Today’s plan: Zyn, water, coffee, zyn, water, zyn, coffee, water, zyn, water, zyn.


Phil Dalhauser is still doing it for USA volleyball!? Jesus Christ what a god damn American hero.


Elastagirl could fuck my shit up any day and that’s on god.


Hypothetically if you were baked drank a shit ton of rose and we’re sipping on a raspberry iced tea what song would you listen to on the beats studio 3s? #requests


Watching space jam lebron version and it is already WAYYYY too long. Let’s get to the action people.


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dudes love to give the watermelon they just bought a lil spank


The only comparable experience to what today has been like would be sitting next to someone on a plane who brought egg salad.


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About to have a banger at my apartment! Sorry neighbors! Sma too!


If the trailer has gimme shelter in it, watch the movie. One of the rules I live by.


“Everyone is willing to eat but few are willing to hunt” is how I feel about beer pong. And ping pong for that matter.


Having a rogue bludger just roll around with you at your command would be pretty ill. Nobody fucking with that shit. Chamber of secrets goes hard.


It’s 2021 and COD servers still suck??? Thought we would have this figured out by now. Your boy just wants to play some raid hardpoint and drink rose.


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