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Jeff Klima

@OhJeff

I... MUST... DANCE!!!

Okay, more tornado sirens. In basement now with dogs. So this is Ohio. #basementishotterthanIremember


I'm in a rocking chair too. If this fucker hits, I'll look like a fat Auntie Em.


Tornado sirens going off and I'm just sitting outside with a cigar, writing. Seems like a good place to be.


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Buy my new book, A Good-Looking Corpse, or I'll cut you! amzn.to/2a7YgA3 That's something people say on here, right?


Exciting day! Finally here!

#NewToday A GOOD-LOOKING CORPSE by @OhJeff. Yours for $2.99: bit.ly/297KKwL

Lit_Flash's tweet image. #NewToday A GOOD-LOOKING CORPSE by @OhJeff. Yours for $2.99: bit.ly/297KKwL


Special shoutout to @Smorgasboredom for being so goddamn agreeable!


And a special shoutout to @Saragparra for always being a sweetheart!


Just a big thanks to all the people working on #LARotten and its followup, due later this month, A Good-Looking Corpse.


Thanks for the love! I'll spread the good word!


I always say I'm going to tweet more but, well, Twitter just takes a backseat in life when you get a bidet.


Love it, thanks!

Is there anywhere more written into CriFi that Los Angeles? @OhJeff may have a view on that buff.ly/1sEK3lu

CriFiLover's tweet image. Is there anywhere more written into CriFi that Los Angeles? @OhJeff may have a view on that buff.ly/1sEK3lu


You know what I like? That moment when your next book is done and your editor says she loves it. #aah #AGoodLookingCorpse


Nice review of L.A. Rotten on Blue Lyra Review: bluelyrareview.com/jeff-klima/


I'm guessing "Jake" is a Panthers fan... #nomore


Click here to find out how easy it is to get a computer virus: bit.ly/1LGUvjU


I'm so proud of the Production Team at NewMediaRockstars! My colleagues are doing bang-up work!

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Strange feeling when you realize you'd take a human life for one more rice krispy treat ...


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