Man who moved to Portland 2 years ago spends free time telling newcomers "You should've moved here before it blew up." #OhPortland
Protestors marched on @tedwheeler's house while he was eating breakfast demanding Portland do what it can to find JonBenet Ramsey's killer.
Portland anarchists prepare for a long night of destroying community, you know, opposite of true anarchy. #Inauguration #ohportland
Portland's women's march plans to protest itself for not protesting the right protest topics. #OhPortland
Liberal Portland prepares to damage liberal business to protest @realDonaldTrump , a man no one in a Portland voted for. #InaugurationDay
@realDonaldTrump's @twitter access is a threat to national security.
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Portlander who always tells his friends how much he loves the rain, and misses it when it's dry, has realized he's full of shit this winter.
Portlanders are shocked the rest of the country hasn't realized its Dame time. @Dame_Lillard #NBAVote
Portlander is pumped how long he can balance on his fixie at a stop light. He's Oblivious he knocks into everyone else waiting at light.
Portlalnders are happy to hear the rest of the company thinks its housing prices are so low... #OhPortland
Saw a Portland tree trimming business that rides bikes to clients house. Didn't look like a very tall ladder... #OhPortland
Portlander's dog hates the dirty ass bandana his owner makes him wear. #OhPortland
Hipster confused over @trailblazers winning record. Is it still ironic to wear Wallace jersey, or does he looks like a sports fan? #Blazers
Portlander tells visiting friends from California that the weather is always like this... #OhPortland
Portlander admits he's compensating for something with his double-decker bike. #OhPortland
Portland Nanobrewery fears growth will harm street cred. Makes decision to brew only one keg a year. @pdxbeergeeks
Portland crusty punk wakes up cold on the waterfront and decides to take a bus home to Lake Oswego.
Portland unicycle club thinking of adding second wheel, just to be ironic. #OhPortland
Portlander really wants to help legalize weed, but he's "not stoked on the hella signatures you have to gather."
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