Funny Tweets!
@OhSoHumorous
Hilarious tweets that everyone can laugh at!
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American kid: "You're from the UK? Cool! So do you have tea with the Queen?" British kid: "Do you go to McDonalds with Obama?"
Me: "Why am I still single?" Brain: "You're weird as shit." Body: "And you're fat." Face: "Plus you're ugly." Food: "But i'm here for you."
I force my dog to watch animal abuse commercials, just to show him how good he has it.
The first blow job was probably really awkward. "No! Don't eat that!! Oh... Oooohh... Ok then.. that's good."
Fri(END] , Boyfri(END] , Girlfri(END] Everything has an END , exept for Fam(ILY] .
Twitter looks boring on the outside, but once you start using it, it's like f*cking Narnia.
Want a new phone? Scratch here. ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ with a very sharp object
I love my six pack so much, so I protect it with a layer of fat. ;)
The awkward moment you realize they were nice to you because they wanted something.
Everyone has that one friend who doesn't get the hint when it's time to go home
Hey, what's up?" "Gas prices" "You know what I mean, like... What's crackin'?" "Nutshells" "Really? Fine... What's poppin?" "Corn"
Whoever '"Shawty" is, she apparently has a lot of rapper boyfriends.
I hate when you're eating chips and the "crunching" is louder than the T.V.
Kid: "There's a fight!" Everyone: "Where?!" *The whole school runs to see*
Did u hear McDonald killed Burger King in front of Popeye's over that bitch Wendy? The funeral is at K.F.C. You going? Im taking the Subway.
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