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@OladeleCeeyon

Christian, Geoscientist, Chelsea Fan 💙, Creative Work Writer & Enthusiast, Facilitator

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Na people wey get the goods on the ship I pity pass, the captain asked the crew to throw down containers so as to make the ship light..... If i get one of those containers and I dey the ship when Jonah confessed, I go hollam for neck and strangulate the phool.


There's another adage about Àparò that interest me so much cos I have been in the scene. Yorubas will say "kò sí ewu lóko afii gìrì àparò". If Àparò in a yam farm senses the sounds of human feet, the speed of its takeoff is damn scary regular farm goers get used to it quickly sha

Here is Àparò. Looking at the image/colour, you can see how dirty, poor and unhealthy it looks. Also look at the eggs as well. That is the natural colour and it's not that it's dirty. Also there something about this bird which I am not ready to share tonight. That's a…

IamTommivill's tweet image. Here is Àparò.

Looking at the image/colour, you can see how dirty, poor and unhealthy it looks. Also look at the eggs as well. 

That is the natural colour and it's not that it's dirty. 

Also there something about this bird which I am not ready to share tonight. That's a…


Remembered one of my talking stage that year. "I get angry easily and I want a man that will accept that as my nature " she wrote in one of our chats. I told her she should work on herself as I can't tolerate erratic temper. We didn't move past that day sef.... Mi o raye oshi.

A lady on my contact list posted her husband on her WhatsApp status to celebrate their wedding anniversary and the captions she used on their pictures and videos made me feel somehow type of way. She wrote things like: “Thank you for accepting me and my bad behaviour,” “I’ve…



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It took me about 4 days of marriage to figure out why men are upset when their wives refuse sex because they’re “not in the mood”. It’s not because men are selfish. It’s because men spend their entire day doing things they’re “not in the mood for.” He was not in the mood to……

what opinion about sex will have you like this

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I teach the Venezuela case study, and there’s one thing people conveniently forget, so let me spell it out. Sovereignty is not optional. It is the highest priority of any country whether it’s run by geniuses, clowns, or failed leaders. If a country’s leadership is bad, that is…


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2000: Saddam Hussein announces Iraq will sell oil in euros instead of dollars. 2001: Israel creates false flag attack on U.S. soil, Netanyahu comes to Congress and convinces U.S. to attack 7 middle eastern countries 2003: Iraq is invaded and oil immediately switched back to…


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Whe will this nonsense by “convoy” drivers end? @followlastma @FRSCNigeria I hope you do something about it! The videos are all over the TL! We can’t keep existing like animals. This new year, everyone must have sense!


I read somewhere that the impact force of a professional boxer's punch is between 40-50kg, that's like the weight of a bag of cement bag, an average man can take something like that to the jaw and not need jaw reconstruction afterwards.

what opinion about sex will have you like this

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I followed every of Egi Nupe's post on the presidential election tribunal proceedings. Man legit wrote his judgment on all the matters brought to the tribunal and his submission tallied with the final judgement, dude is fucking brilliant.

I've never seen @egi_nupe___ lose any law related argument. It's been proven countless times that his law knowledge isn't breeze. The guy sabi



Your religion has lots of extremists and terrorists who want to off people like me. You have never condemned them both in words and actions (moderate Muslim M.O) which says a lot but you want me to see you as the face of Islam cos we live together..... Are you for real??

1/2 It’s sad seeing Muslims constantly feeling the need to prove to non-Muslims that Islam isn’t a religion of terrorism. You live with us, work with us, we are your neighbours, friends, family, business partners, you see our character everyday….



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I want everyone who love’s Peter Obi to read this article. Thank God Chioma is from the South East.

emmaikumeh's tweet image. I want everyone who love’s Peter Obi to read this article. Thank God Chioma is from the South East.
emmaikumeh's tweet image. I want everyone who love’s Peter Obi to read this article. Thank God Chioma is from the South East.
emmaikumeh's tweet image. I want everyone who love’s Peter Obi to read this article. Thank God Chioma is from the South East.
emmaikumeh's tweet image. I want everyone who love’s Peter Obi to read this article. Thank God Chioma is from the South East.

Me thinking like an Obidient: America has happened to the owner of this vehicle 😁

BREAKING - Crime has gotten so bad in Gavin Newsom’s California that thieves in Los Angeles are now breaking into wealthy neighborhoods and stripping entire luxury cars, even taking the doors off the hinges.



Morning of January 1st 2024, I was just 5 metres away from the labour pacing up and down with my Pastor up and down the corridor of the LR. If someone counted the number of 'Jesu, saanu mí' that I said within those 20 minutes, it would be more than 20,000. All thanks to God.

Labour room no be joke. I was beside her from the get-go. After she born and I saw our baby, I burst beta cry. 😭 The pain was real. I was just saying “baby, sorry” “baby, that’s good” “baby, let’s go” throughout the process. Bro… if you no get mind, no enter labour room o.



Actor Saheed Balogun endorsed Tinubu sometimes late 2022, Obidients landed on the tweet and dragged the hell out of his life, na so I make one innocent remark about how it's a democracy and we all get to choose, the dragging notifications traumatized me for days😂😂😂

What is the most ridiculous reason you were dragged?



I swear people don't know how morally corrupt someone would be to plan his or her kidnap, it's an abyss level moral low.


Good initiative. Some are using the people's commonwealth to do mass wedding while the sane ones are reviving rail routes

NRC, SOUTH WEST DEVELOPMENT COMMISSION (SWDC) TO REVIVE RAIL CONNECTIVITY IN SOUTHWEST OF NIGERIA

info_NRC's tweet image. NRC, SOUTH WEST DEVELOPMENT COMMISSION (SWDC) TO REVIVE RAIL CONNECTIVITY IN SOUTHWEST OF NIGERIA
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They are quite smart... those rats. I noticed rats and mice are able to identify the smell poison used to kpai their co-rats and co-mice, the success rate when you administer the poison drops by more than 50% on the second attempt and falls to less than 20% on the third attempt.

Am I the only one who has noticed how smart and intelligent rats and mice have become? I'm currently dealing with an extremely intelligent one in my house. This guy jumps over glue traps and ignores the tasty baits around. He/she prefers to leave chicken around the bait and eat…



Everything we accused our parents of doing and not doing, it's now full circle and I for one has realized that they really tried their best. Sometimes one need to be in the driver's seat to know that the engine is the reason why the vehicle is not accelerating as it should.

When you attain adulthood and you start working for you own money, you begin to understand why your parents used to rant for minutes non-stop whenever you make a mistake that would cost them money they didn’t plan to spend. The rant was not really about your mistake, it was…



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Let me tell you a true story, told by Dr. Bashir Kurfi, for you to know how bad things are. I will not be calling them bandits in this tweet. I'll be calling them terrorists. One of the most notorious terrorists, AbdurRahman Jankare masterminded the killing of an Assistant…

Hi northerners, come and read, but make sure you do so, with open minds and sincerity in your hearts. “₦1 billion was paid to bandits by the present government of Kaduna. They are paying bandits. They apologise to bandits. If the governor or anyone in the government disagrees,…



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Abeg help me retweet this quote and likes Let me get this boot abeg 🙏🏾🙏🏾

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Let me get this boot abeg 🙏🏾🙏🏾
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Let me get this boot abeg 🙏🏾🙏🏾

200likes and 100rts and I will give you a new pair. Good luck



This Nnamdi Kanu judgement suggests humans are insatiable. If not, why will a sane human being see the mountains of evidence presented by the prosecution and feel sad for the man.


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