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On the Tilbury Loop nobody can hear you scream

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Seen a funny drunk on #C2C? Are you a funny drunk on C2C? DMs are open, share the debauchery. Please DO NOT photograph anyone or identify them by name, we’re not monsters.


Woman on the train: "I think she is a lesbian, but I put lipstick on her because she needed to look like a lady for that meeting.” Right.


Drunk boy on the train: "F*ck A Levels. Capri-Sun? Capricorn? Whatever; I'm 18 now anyway." I can't imagine what he's been studying.


Drunk lady at Fenchurch Street: “what about all these Hollywood actresses that got molested by Harvey Wallbanger?” #MeToo #Weinstein


A drunk man on the train explains why he worships a colleague. “He just says all those things you’re not allowed to say!” He says, before listing lots of things various comedians and commentators say regularly, while making a good living from said taboo statements.


Nice to see a man on the train having a go at a woman - a complete stranger - for “coughing too loudly” this morning. “Why don’t you take the day off work?!? YOU’RE SPREADING IT!!” He barked. Doesn’t take long for people to get panicky and aggressive, does it? #coronavirus


Fenchurch Street: four drunk women are buying cookies and crisps. “You’re all very attractive; who do you model for?” Says a drunk man, trying his luck. “Marks and Spencer,” says the ringleader


Drunk man on the train, to his sober girlfriend: “You need to have a word with your mate there.” Girlfriend: “That is your mate, not mine.” Drunk man:” It’s your mate. Your scooter mate. He’s a scooter.” Girlfriend: “You’re a dickhead.” Drunk man: “that’s racist.”


Some young chaps are drinking beers in the way up to London. “How many centimetres in a pint?” Says one. “Seven!” Says his mate.


A drunk man on the train just offered me £100 for the burger I am eating. I said no. “But we’re in a very difficult point in our relationship!” He said, gesturing to a random nearby woman. Still no.


Drunk Lady on the Train (on the phone to a child): “I just got a cup of tea and burnt my face. I BURNT MY FACE.”


man on my train is now chanting “He loves saggy birds! HE LOVES SAGGY BIRDS!”


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