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I will disrespect you. I identify as a Shoelace. Engineer. Skegee Alum #LLDoug

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a thread of my viral tweets


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Ohhh..so when its a certain demographic it suddenly becomes "people."

People are allegedly stealing food now that SNAP benefits have run out. 👀😳



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Good. Drop them to $40

Gen Z is now calling the Nike Air Force 1’s a “dad shoe” 👀

mymixtapez's tweet image. Gen Z is now calling the Nike Air Force 1’s a “dad shoe” 👀


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The vegans have launched their first attack on mankind

A tick that makes you allergic to meat is spreading. A single bite can reprogram your immune system.

wydbanx's tweet image. A tick that makes you allergic to meat is spreading. A single bite can reprogram your immune system.


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Me when I see a tank but I'm not an engineer

TheActMan_YT's tweet image. Me when I see a tank but I'm not an engineer

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Kyler Murray suspiciously has a foot injury a few days before Battlefield 6 comes out

จาก LegoMe_TheOG

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Thinking about how I'd be 3-0 instead of 0-3 if Kelce didn't go Pat Tillman on Xavier Worthy

จาก NFL on CBS 🏈

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You gotta feel for USC. What were they supposed to do? Find a group of 11 more teams in or near the pacific time zone and play them every week? Get serious.

Lincoln Riley isn’t thrilled about USC’s early kickoff this week in Champaign. “Going from the absolute latest kick in the country to the absolute earliest kick in the country has its challenges. But the challenges — like, it is what it is. We don’t make the schedule. Clearly.”



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This is why my mother used to say “if you expect that every white person is racist, you’ll never be surprised.”

WOW! This is the crowd waiting to get into Charlie Kirk’s memorial service at State Farm Stadium in Glendale, Ariz.



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Many of us already knew this but social media will try to convince you otherwise

semitic_jew's tweet image.


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Let’s review. @X: owned by Trump’s largest donor @Facebook: owner gave Trump $1M @tiktok_us: soon operated by billionaire Trump donors @ABC: fired Kimmel, gave Trump $15M @CBS: fired Colbert, gave Trump $16M This isn't normal. Free speech doesn't belong to billionaires.


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Stop giving them too much credit. They flat out didn't care.

niggas really thought Project 2025 was a joke.



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Ngga did you cook this with sunlight?

Can't compete with the British Cuisine. Best in the world fs 🫶🏼

outlawkaif's tweet image. Can't compete with the British Cuisine. Best in the world fs 🫶🏼


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starting to realize a lot of you want children for the aesthetic .

I can’t wait for this 🥺🥂

peakmemess's tweet image. I can’t wait for this 🥺🥂


Send John harbaugh to coach college lmfao


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lol it’s San Jose st.

It’s funny… Arch Manning had a shaky performance last week, and every negative tweet about him went viral… Now he puts together FIVE total touchdowns in a dominant showing? Crickets. I suppose that’s just Human Nature in a nutshell



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I just ordered a sweet tea in Mizzou and was informed they don’t have sweet tea. NOT THE SEC.


Death to Kelce

Xavier Worthy now ruled out.



I hope @tkelce breaks his legs for injuring Xavier Worthy. And I hope Taylor leaves you too.


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"I didn't vote for this." - people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate


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