Lew Morgante
@OneAngryFatMan
Stand-up comic http://PortCityComedy.com
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The saying “Working hard or hardly working?” had to have started in the porn industry.
How long before CBS & paramount offers Andrew Schulz the Stephen Colbert spot!
From an operational security perspective, this is the highest level of fuckup imaginable. These people cannot keep America safe.
American war planning usually takes place in highly secure facilities. But the Trump administration planned its strikes on the Houthis using a group chat—and accidentally included The Atlantic’s editor in chief, @JeffreyGoldberg. theatlantic.com/politics/archi…
Trump & Vance: “Look how tough we are!” America: “Ok, it’s time to cancel this shit!”
🗓️SAVE THE DATE🗓️ We're excited to announce, "From Wilmington, With Love," a hurricane relief concert on Oct. 29 at 6:00 p.m. at Greenfield Lake Amphitheater featuring @BenFolds, musicians from western North Carolina, and other special guests.
I don’t want the most lethal fighting force in the world, I want to go to the doctor.
I’ll be headlining the Dead Crow Comedy Room Friday, May 31st at 9:30 pm get tickets here: deadcrowcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/267456
Hey @SUBWAY I guess when you order a coke with your meal you charge a $.50 premium I wasn’t aware we have to supply our own coke. I got my sandwiches, chips and 2 empty cups delivered. Tried to call restaurant no answer and voicemail not set up. Subway eat trash!
You know Amazon told that guy he had to pay for that van!
TMZ has obtained exclusive new video of the Amazon van that got split in half on a railroad track a few years ago -- and the footage is SHOCKING 😨
Other people’s problems are not your problems. And your problems are not other people’s problems. The more you absorb those two concepts and act accordingly, the happier and more successful you’ll become.
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