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OneFTE

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Older. Wiser. Still can't draw.

This thing on?!? I have (finally) started updating onefte.com with the comic archive and background info. It's early days (3/840 w/ no background), but 2026 is the year this gets put to bed. Wondering, anyone out there still remember OneFTE being a thing? #onefte

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One FTE - impressions of a corporate life

One FTE - impressions of a corporate life


Question: 3rd, 4th or 5th slide? The point in a presentation where you realise you should have started taking notes, and you interrupt to "clarify" that they plan to send a copy of the presentation out after. #onefte


OneFTE reposted

Ah, Richard, you got Lisa to block you? That must have been very exciting yes? Worth making your pinned tweet? Fabulous, old son! A real red-letter day. And it certainly shows up your teachers who said you'd never make anything of yourself. Go well.

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"Äll software is Software as a Service" xkcd.com/2224/ Never have truer words been written. #xkcd


Hi, my name is Stuart, and I can't draw. Help wanted. freelancer.com/campaign/0CMS1…


If you got an empty email from #onefte last night, apologies, I was playing around with (*completely broke) the old website which seems to still have a few subscribers ...


Precedence, America. Precedence.

onefte's tweet image. Precedence, America. Precedence.

Having an opinion doesn't make you a stakeholder.

onefte's tweet image. Having an opinion doesn't make you a stakeholder.

Burn the platform. Burn it down.

onefte's tweet image. Burn the platform. Burn it down.

It's not you, really.

onefte's tweet image. It's not you, really.

Security pass etiquette.

onefte's tweet image. Security pass etiquette.

OneFTE reposted

RT Hahahahaha – I think we’ve ALL been there bit.ly/2bBihhl @alexkjerulf


Conferences. The unsettling truth.

onefte's tweet image. Conferences. The unsettling truth.

Do your job.

onefte's tweet image. Do your job.

How to counter the emotional argument.

onefte's tweet image. How to counter the emotional argument.

Business cases need business benefits.

onefte's tweet image. Business cases need business benefits.

Even your mother says it's good to share.

onefte's tweet image. Even your mother says it's good to share.

Your reputation is your first firewall.

onefte's tweet image. Your reputation is your first firewall.

Complaining is not your only option.

onefte's tweet image. Complaining is not your only option.

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