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PocketRocket

@OnePocketRocket

This could be bad for your eyes but good for your soul.

Every day should start with an orgasm. Fact.


There should be a 'friends' one night stand etiquette.


If there was a simple path, I'd take it.


Internet dating disaster! Why is it so much like hard work?! Come on cupid, hook me up!


Woke up with 6 foot 3 of pure man fit hulk. The smile has returned! As has the walk like John Wayne! What a difference a day makes!


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If someone walks out of your life, it gives someone you need a chance to walk in.


Twitter poll: best tried and tested internet dating site?


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i'm the girl at the party standing in the corner wondering how i got cereal in my eye.


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I'm running low on funny but I have plenty of sexy left.


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Sent my ex a card that said, "Get better soon." He's not ill, just really crap in bed.


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I have an extensive vocabulary but cunt is my favourite word.


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Your heart will fix itself, in time, but your soul remembers, everything


I wonder how many people tick the high maintenance box on match when filling in the form?


Why is my blog not open?? What have I done and how do I fix it?


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First rule of cuddle club: It better lead to sex or you're out of the cuddle club


How long into a relationship does the sex side start to fade? And how much does it fade?


Its been a bloody long time but I've blogged. Time to get back on the horse. In more ways than one!! onepocketrockets.blogspot.co.uk


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A kinky fantasy is a terrible thing to waste.


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I can be subtle I just choose not to.


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