The Dark Lord Sauron
@OneRingCEO
The Dark Lord Of Mordor, Lord Of The Rings, Sauron. You may have heard of me. Fallen Maia, Forged the One Ring. Still dealing with returns.
Look, as much as I hate Aragorn, Jamie is getting fucked.
George R. R. Martin once said that Jaime Lannister would beat Aragorn in a straight fight.
The Lord Of The Rings.
What’s a movie where the villain is much cooler than the hero?
If you're too slow to appreciate the majesty of Middle-Earth, just say that.
Hayatımda lotr kadar overrated bir yapım görmedim izlerken uyukluyordum bir yüzüğü dağdan atacaklar diye 10 saat ekran başında içimiz geçti
Frodo Baggins.
I mean... I AM an angel. Well a Maia. So like...
I will slay thee in thy turn. I will bear the little cunt away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye.
I hate Aragorn, but even I'd admit that Jamie gets cooked here.
I got followed twice in quick succession. Meaning I got to skip the dreaded, fowl, accursed number.
I'm the best on here. Then little orphan Ani, then the Octopus man. The bald virgin who got cucked by a baby isn't even worth mentioning.
I always knew he was gay.
The Mouth of Sauron told me to post that I'm only 8 followers away from "The Funny Number." Not entirely sure what that means. But oh well.
Hi. Sauron here. This is my official statement: I crush that noseless worm while on life support. Anytime, any place.
No mention of me in the files tho. I can't dwell there because I dwell in the land of Mordor where the shadows lie. Also I hate children.
I'm just the fucking goat like that.
There is not a single villain design in any other universe that tops this
Myself.
Me Myself and I
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