The One True Poster
@OneTruePoster
Stannis Baratheon's #1 shooter. Lover of the macabre, searcher after horror. Cinephile; Norman Taurog's camera never falters. Stoogeposting. Any/all. 30
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I'm starting to get more active on Bluesky than here so buy while low imo bsky.app/profile/onetru…
No song sounds better blasting through a car stereo than "More Human Than Human" but you have to earn the right to listen to it by grimacing through the 30 seconds of sex grunts
(Eerie woman in tattered dress stumbles toward the castle gate, face obscured by stranded black hair. A foul bile seeps from her mouth; she emits a harrowing scream and disappears into thin air.) Me (56 IQ guard with helmet that's way too big): Strange omen for you m'lord!
pantera bread vulgar display of flour anyone ever said this shit
It was crazy that Hawk Tuah girl did the crypto scam then actually went away. I fully expected her to stick around, she was resilient
Never understood why people object to this line the narrator of Jesse's Girl is supposed to be a weird dipshit
'I wanna tell her that I love her But the point is probably moot" From Jesse's girl. Has been voted the worst lyric in music history
thank you for clarifying that you weren’t saying hole milk mr president
Trump: "It's actually a legal definition -- 'whole milk.' And it's whole with a W for those of you that have a problem."
I should start fitting "bada bing bada boom" into my daily vocabulary
This is why Phil Anselmo thought saying his French blood precludes racism on his part might work
I wish I was born French, every day of my life. Their minds are working at 10 times the pace ours can, even on our best days
H. Pearl Davis has to think about her whole life before she responds to a debate question
Pearl (@pearlythingz) is desperately trying to splice this debate into favorable 3-min clips on her YouTube… this is what REALLY happened. It wasn’t Ana’s (@AnaKasparian) fault. Pearl, despite prepping for 3 days, simply cannot think on her feet in a live debate situation.
We got a new piece of Venture Bros content over the holidays youtu.be/PTmGZ3RNRKA?si…
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Venture Bros Holiday Songs - 2025 - I Like Life
Goodbye sir. Thank you for the Dilbert cartoon
In honor of Bob Saget and Norm Macdonald I want to share the funniest thing I’ve seen in years. Amazing chemistry. RIP two legends.
Buying a blue check and renaming myself DaCryptoMemelordSS47 and asking Elon Musk why he doesn't pay for more Venture Bros
You aren't a degenerate if you like furry porn or CBT or extreme enclosure bondage but you ARE a degenerate if you want Christina Hendricks photoshopped to have bigger tits
Trump 47 analog horror looking creepy!
Glad I'm not the only one who's given this question some serious thought
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