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" ....Little wretch. "
' You look lonely. . .I can fix that ♡ '
[ She'll be made to do MUCH more than that at this rate. Patche's already popped her book open to prepare a spell. ] " Egregiously so. Refrain from testing my already withered patience any further, Marisa. "
" Oh come on, it's not thaaaaat bad. . .is it? " [ She's really just digging her own grave here, she's gonna be made to return all of her borrowed books today if this keeps up! ]
[ 'Understatement' wouldn't do it justice. This human was simply unhinged. ] " ....At this rate, you will quite literally drain my entire library within the decade. And I would prefer to not slave a year away putting everything back in place AFTER you've left or expired. "
" Yeah, and I am borrowing! Until I'm dead that is! You and Alice are going to live far, far longer than me, so you can just get them back after I kick the bucket! It shouldn't be too long for you guys! " [ She's. . .miserably trying to defend herself! And she fully -
" 'Borrowing' insinuates the idea that you return them sooner or later, Marisa. And according to your track record.... Out of two thousand, seven hundred and thirty books, you have returned.... none. " She has twenty seconds. Then the familiars will come.
[ Oops! Busted! Slowly peeking out from behind one of the bookshelves, the ordinary magician, or the thief in question, came out from hiding. ] " Isn't thief a bit harsh? I'm just going to borrow a book - "
. . . . . She can hear something shuffling about near the shelves. Kindly reveal yourself, thief. @MasterOfHakkero
. . . . . 'Kill' would be an understatement in this situation. Basement. Now.
The books are already up, primed to be slung. She has five seconds. Four. Three.
// Phuh. Redundancy is very much redundant, fuck.
" Be swift now too, please. I'll be busy reading until you've returned. " ....And back to her book she goes.
“…Very well.” And the maid began scouring the place for such a book.
" You'd be surprised. She's a chaotic one, so it's not out of the question. You may. "
“…Uh huh, I don’t think the thief would do such a thing . . Yet again . . Shall I look to see if the book does exist?”
" ....You must be mistaken. That, or our usual thief has somehow dabbled in producing forgeries. I don't recall writing such a thing now, regardless. "
“Miss Patchouli… I read an odd book that was in the first person about using me.. Was that yours? It had your writing.”
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....I've no idea what you're talking about. And that witch is a thief. They're anything but.
Geez Lady Patchouli. Should learn from Marisa how to be more honest..
....Just keep the accursed thing on, devil.
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