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Saying you're a realist is an optimist's way of saying you're a pessimist. ➖ #deep #notes #الهلال_اوراوا #SVSvFB


If you told me in 2005 that in ten years, the NSA would monitoring all electronic communications, the police would be militarized and have "black sites," and companies would be spying on you in your own home, I'd have made you a tin foil hat. ➖ #deep #notes #SmackDown


If Volkswagen was in the cloning industry, their slogan could be "We Double You". *German Accent*. ➖ #deep #notes #PlaceNetwork #5_STAR


I'm a phenomenal secret-keeper because, deep down, I really don't care about your shit enough to actually talk about it. ➖ #deep #notes #AEWDynamite #AgustD_SUGA_Tour


People say "national healthcare isn't free, you pay for it with your taxes!" but they wouldn't say "Going for a walk isn't free, you pay for those roads and sidewalks with your taxes!". ➖ #deep #notes #HAKUTO_R #OperationSheeshMahal


You could've possibly avoided future spankings as a child by saying "Spank me harder, Daddy" after the first one. ➖ #deep #notes #WWERaw #bucciovertimechallenge


The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they'll instantly start celebrating. They have no idea what the context is, they're just always ready to party. ➖ #deep #notes #DionexStarlink #GSvKG


Apple automatically updates to latest version - nobody bats an eyelid. Microsoft does it and everyone loses their mind. ➖ #deep #notes #BLACKPINKxCoachella #PINKCHELLA


Waldo's parents must be worried sick. ➖ #deep #notes #CSKvSRH #フロイニ


The Periodic Table is the universe's inventory & crafting menu. ➖ #deep #notes #ซนซน1ปีซีนุนิวหนึ่งเดียว #DebateEdomex


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