The Optimized Mom
@OptimizedMama
Everyday insights and efficiencies from an ever-optimizing mama. Mom of four, full-time professional, regular volunteer.
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The evolution of women’s fashion: || Teens: omg outfits!?! Wha-wha!? || 20s: work-to-evening outfits!? Let’s go! || Mamas-on-up: ok, so… tennis skirt, Costco leggings w/phone slider, or sweater hoodie w/side pockets? #optimized #moms #mama #moptimized #pockets #outfit #uniform
And then on day 2,886 of parenting, my 7yo daughter told her 3yo sister to play mermaid by breathing in the bath water. And no parenting book prepared me for that moment. #parenting #whoa #mama
We love dress up - but have really struggled with the mess of it all. Until… accordion coat hangars! Kid height, easy to see, easy to hang up. #kid #playroom #organized #optimized #moptimized
Playroom cleanup overwhelming!? Here’s our basement clean out. Donated to @SeattleGoodwill. Sorted, cleaned, and shuffled out of the house. No regrets, and all to a good cause. #tidy #minimalist #thankful #grateful #blessed #optimized #moptimized
We try hard to let our kids make their own decisions... decisions like: whether to get a card or parsnip seeds for Mother’s Day. #mother #moms #MothersDay2022 #optimized #moptimized
And then in just 24 hours, our 5yo broke: the wood slats on his bed by cannonball, our family portrait by “wiggly headstand” on the couch, and my mylar Mama balloon by seat bombing. #MothersDay achievement unlocked. Schooled by #boys. #mama #boymama #fixit #oy Hey, #cool it!! 😳
Keeping snacks organized is a doozie on a good day. Today’s hack needed just scissors, painting tape, and 2 minutes of my time. We’ll pull back layers as we go and keep. it. together. today!! Win!! #parenting #school #lunchbreak #mama #optimized #moptimized
Have you seen these cute inexpensive bath toys? Awesome! Do not be deceived! They will cause fights. They will flood your floor. THEY WILL GROW MOLD! #parenting #toddler #bathtime #optimized #moptimized #ducky
AND the results are in!! Mismatched marker tops: 12! Matched marker tops: 3! Not shown: 1 and 1/2 casualties, a dried out marker and two misc. tops. Be honest: would you make it a clean sweep?! 15-0 sounds tempting! #parenting #kids #momlife @Crayola @CrayolaEdu @MarieKondo
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