Cheyanne36
@OptimomOverload
Mother of 2 lovely brats, wife of one fine ass man, anxiety riddled, and yesterday’s make up wearing, sleep deprived, badass human. 🇨🇦
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The truckers I’ve met today have been peaceful, kind and patriotic. I’ve not seen anyone dressed up in blackface or other racist costumes. #TruckersNotTrudeau
Happy Mother’s Day, Twitter moms! I’ve realized that the things I *don’t* want today far outnumber the things I do want. Don’t want: -To cook a meal -To wash a dish -To do laundry -To clean anythinh -Someone watching me pee -Someone asking for a snack while I shower
Hear me out: Those soundproof limo divider walls, but in regular cars for when the kids are crying.
Wtf is that sound.. Is it an airplane? Is it thunder? ........ nope, just my husband snoring 😒
the fact that I still like men is proof sexuality is not a choice
Damn girl, what that mouth do?! Yell at my kids. That’s what it do.
There’s NOTHING more annoying than cooking a full meal just so I can lose my appetite and my son decides not to eat
i dont trust people who dont follow me !
Just shipped my son off to grandmas house, where my beer at??
What doesn’t anyone talk about the importance of buttering your toast IMMEDIATELY after it’s toasted...
84 men a week in the UK take their own lives That’s 12 a day Lads you don’t need to “man up”. You don’t need to “be more of a man” It’s okay to talk about your mental health It doesn’t make you any less of a man Please know you: are loved are cared for deserve to be here
I’m too old to stay up very late but my kids are too old to go to bed very early, and this really limits my Saturday night drinking time!
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