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Orchestra Problems

@OrchProblemz

Not wanting to donate or sell your old instruments even if you don't play them much anymore because they're essentially your children


Zoning out while playing and then panicking when you regain consciousness only to find out you've been playing fine the entire time.


Playing a piece and knowing you screwed up so immediately after stopping you pretend like your instrument isn't in tune


When someone who plays a band instrument wants to play yours and starts touching the bow hair

OrchProblemz's tweet image. When someone who plays a band instrument wants to play yours and starts touching the bow hair

Solos would be fun if it weren't for my crippling anxiety


When the director says "one more time!" You know it's going to be 1000000 more times.


Director: Every part is important! Your part:

OrchProblemz's tweet image. Director: Every part is important!
Your part:

Viola Players: Crying of joy when they have one measure of melody Violin Players: Feel personally attacked when given measure without melody


Orchestra to you: Violin, Viola, Cello, Bass Orchestra to other people: Violin, more Violins, Big Violins, GIANT VIOLINS


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