OverheardHumor
@OverheardHumor
funny, insightful, amusing, crazy, stupid, witty things you overheard someone say
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#overheard: "Hey, I have a personal relationship w/ #Jesus. It's an abusive one bc he wants to be inside me and I don't swing that way."
Little boy: "what's a pomegranate?" Mom: "the fruit of the underworld." #overheard
#overheard this girl at the bar (@socialbrewery): "I had no idea Bruce Willis was in Pulp Fiction!" #facepalm
From Compton. With Love. omfgshirts.com/product/this-o… #funny #thug #thuglife #California
Beautiful spring weather in #NYC "What ya gonna do?" "Stay inside, watch #netflix" #overheard
#overheard: lets watch jersey shore reruns…. #JerseyShore #nope #funny #lol
"I need to find that one picture that brings me to my knees" 😂😂😂 -not me
#overheard: remember when we had that one game, SNAKES, on our nokia and we thought that was the shit #librarylife #finals
Convo I overheard at Uni. Janitor 1: I can't wait to be done with this week. Janitor 2: & then there's christmas next week. Janitor 1: Fuck.
#overheard: “why u taking a pic of your starbucks drink? its only fucking starbucks”
just heard a kid say “what is #blockbuster?” i feel old. #overheard #Netflix
"You can't use 'wasn't' in the lab report, you have to use 'was not'" "Oh is that what it means" #overheard #waht
Overheard on campus, "Yeah, I need to break up with him. I'm not about to spend $75 on a guy I don't even like." Ouch... That's brutal.
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