𝓓𝓐𝓣'𝓢 𝓡𝓘𝓖𝓗𝓣 ! 🏳️⚧️
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“ 𝘞𝘰𝘸, 𝘐 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘢 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙩. ” 𝙀𝙓-𝙏𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙍𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙩 𝙖𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙩.
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Ain't getting k/lled by the little blond twoipette. I've lived through too much to go down like that.
“ Oh, dat sounds scrumptious! ” His mouth is practically watering. “ I may just have to stick around, if ya don't mind! Y'can't leave a poor cat hungry, can ya? ”
Sorry to keep ya's waitin'. ✨
Shows up unannounced & uninvited. “ What's cookin', Missus K? ”
I really ain't on tweeter much no more, but I couldn't stand to see those bozo's stumble through th' motto without me! It's like PB without the J! A Christmas tree wit' no star! An Oshawott wit'out his shell! It ain't right.
MEEEOWTH! DAT'S RIGHT!
Well, dat's a relief! Who WERE you threatening to turn into paste, anyways?
Dat's a, uh . . . really neat idea ya got there! But I've gots a better one. Maybe you should NOT do that!
“ Always have been, doll~! ” The height difference made this a bit difficult. But, he'd use her paw to make himself twirl!
The feline would spin around at the big bunny-rat's whim, before being pulled in for a kiss! [😻] “ Mwwnyah! Ah . . . Yup. You're every bit as charmin' as before. Maybe twice as much! What should I call ya, anyways? ”
“ Tsk, tsk. Anothah one bites the dust, eh, four-eyed twoip? ”
“ Go easy on da shocks, if ya can. I can handle it, but I could do without it! ” Meowth walked over, standing on his tip-toes to offer his paw!
“ Fair point. Fair point. ” Nodding, nodding! “ I dunno how long dis thing'll last, but shoot, I'll enjoy it while it does, nya! ” He's trying to stand on his tip-toes to kiss them. It's not going very well.
Meza.⠀ logging onto meowth for him to make rude commentary and simp, pt.241
“ You ain't fuckin' jokin', are ya . . . The two of ya's never cease to amaze. ” Tut, tut. “ Well in dat case, let me just say that you turned out just fantastically! Y'got all the charm of Pikachu, 'n all the spunk of Lopunny! I'm sold on it! ”
“ May I have dis dance, puddin'? ”
“ Like it? I love it! But, ah . . . ” He frowned, paw cupping his chin. “ How on oith didja even end up like this? It ain't some kind of magic trick, or illusion, is it? ”
“ Your little . . . Rai— 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 ⁉️ ” He's gawking. Jaw on the floor! “ So, youse my favorite Pipsqueak and my darlin' Lops, all in one adorable package!? This ain't a dream!? ” Cue the cartoon heart eyes. “ Meeowth! No wonder ya look like a regular heartbreaker! ”
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