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PCA Presbyter!

@PCAPresbyter

Just your average Gospel-preaching, Jesus-following, people-loving, baby-baptizing Presbyterian elder. #satire

Next year’s seminar idea: “Concealed carrying at courts of the church: a history and guide.” Alternative title: “Don’t be that guy” - who’s gonna teach it? #pcaga


Less offensive than shorts, a t shirt, and/or a backwards cap. #pcaga


“Sir, you may not speak.” *Guy still speaks* 🤦‍♂️ #pcaga


Cigars? ✔️ Seersucker? ✔️ My new “I ❤️ the PCA” ink sleeve prominently displayed while wearing a sensible polo? 🙅‍♂️ Sadly, no. The Old Testament forbids physical mutilation. #pcaga


“And if thy brother vaguely disagrees with thee, pen an open letter in response to their open letter in response to thine open letter. Then thou shalt surely win favor in the eyes of the Assembly.” -1st Manipulations 1:42 #pcaga


St. Louis? Sounds Papist, but I’m headed there anyway. 2 years of pent-up tweets heading your way soon! #pcaga


Ligon Duncan and Tim Keller

Who are they? Wrong answers only.

LedgerLooPp's tweet image. Who are they?
Wrong answers only.


It’s that time of year when a room with 1000s of Presbyterians tries to clap in unison. #pcaga


Ever since we didn't name the women's report "The Priscilla Report" I feel like #PCAGA twitter has been on a steady decline. Actions have consequences, people. You've dug your own grave.


The easy answer is to interview me.

The byFaith team is in Overtures Committee and will report on the recommendations that the committee will make to the #PCAGA.



Our assembly’s official hashtag is #pcaga. #decentandinorder


A lot of Pipes, Cigars, and Alcohol defending upon Dallas right now. #pcaga


When my grandkids ask "When was the turning point in the PCA?" I'll tell them "When Doug Serven showed us his armpit in a tank top on the assembly floor" #PCAGA

PCAPresbyter's tweet image. When my grandkids ask "When was the turning point in the PCA?" I'll tell them "When Doug Serven showed us his armpit in a tank top on the assembly floor"  #PCAGA

343 men who still love the Word of God. Worship is still happening tomorrow! #pcaga


Before we get too proud of our actions for the "watching world" let's remember that the most press we ever got was when we confirmed a logo that looks like Boba Fett. #PCAGA


We came. We saw. We had no opinion. #abstainers #PCAGA

PCAPresbyter's tweet image. We came. We saw. We had no opinion. #abstainers #PCAGA

I"m not this guy... but sometimes I am this guy #PCAGA

PCAPresbyter's tweet image. I"m not this guy... but sometimes I am this guy #PCAGA

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