COMELEC PCOS machine
@PCOSmachine
I am a PCOS machine that's part of the Philippines' automated elections. *a satire account not affiliated with @COMELEC or baby @jabjimenez
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Good news: PCOS machines now have LTE. Bad news: LTE means Late Transmission Elections.
As of 2PM, its now 5 hours until voting ends & 10 hours till liquor ban ends. COMELEC Smartmatic afterparty will b at Solaire. Winners only.
Relax guys, I heard later today Supreme Court will issue a TRO against PCOS machines breaking down.
To ensure that we don’t spit out your vote this morning, pls have foodpacks, cellphone load, and coffee ready for us. ;)
Hai guys! Remember that the universal hashtag for today’s elections is #halalanphvotejuanelectionsvotewiselyeleksyon2013
In S&R right now with @ChairBrillantes, @jabjimenez, and @cesarfz. Buying “supplies” ;)
♪ Happy Birthday to me, I belong to the zoo, with the monkeys and the donkeys... ♫ oh wait thats called COMELEC.
It's now exactly 12 o' clock in my internal clock. Happy New Year everyone!!!ü
People have been asking if I am tweeting for @iamhubertwebb. I am willing to answer that question... ... after 19 years.
FYI, Liquor Ban is officially over. But so is the weekend. Back to work today, but on d bright side, at least _you_ have a job.
As you all enjoy ur 3-day weekend coz of barangay elections, never forget that there are some who have 7-day weekends, and no job. Like me.
PNP is giving away free Pulutan from today until Monday. To avail, just send your complete address, headcount, & current drink to @PNPGovPH.
Reminder, Liquor Ban is now in effect for u "persons". Me on d other hand, am gonna grab a drink. Still can't believe I'm useless on Monday.
This Monday, pls vote wisely! Don't just vote for d guy who brought d ati-atihan to ur street. Seriously, don't vote for him. He's annoying.
#freecarlosceldran coz I'm going out of town this weekend and I need a tourguide.
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