The Pine Cone Research Institute
@PCRIgroup
Pine Cone Research Institute • Advancing conifer-derived biotech & non-linear frontiers since 1957 • Chrono-lab protocols active •Past Roots, Future branches
Welcome back senator, its been a long time.
Status report: test subject PCRxH-2.4 shows remarkable promise. Faster recovery than all tests previously seen. Extraction protocols imminent
Alert from PC Chrono-Lab Curtis: Prof. Hawking inadvertently phased to 1942 Berlin via modified chair. Extraction protocol underway—Time is a two way street
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Our 2027 interns have bravely tested the Tele-Coniferation Pod™. Results: 85% success, 10% vaporization, 5% currently presumed trapped in the space between time and unaccounted for. Dispatch and retrieval scheduled this afternoon
PCRI's latest sap-derived serum, NeuroBark™, aids in focused cognition for extended self reliance . Participants report heightened awareness, with no lingering... tracers. Asset PCx17.2 responding well to stimuli
Milestone alert: Over 125 variants cataloged in our secure containment facility. Each one posing new questions—though access remains strictly controlled and volatile. From forest floor to frontier science, we're expanding horizons responsibly.
Reflecting on our 1957 founding: PCRI continues to revisit archived protocols from bygone eras, pulling from the past for a better tomorrow. Adapting them for modern pharmacological needs. Echoes of past visions guide our path—staying ahead, one breakthrough at a time
Exciting progress in our pharmacological division: ConeVision™ prototypes show promise in enhancing perceptual acuity for remote environmental assessments. Ideal for scouting uncharted woodlands. Eyes on the horizon—literally.
Our electromagnetic field generators for pine fragment stabilization have achieved 98% containment efficiency. Minor vanishing incidents resolved 10%—vessels remain firmly grounded. Intern well being at 67%. Onward and upward
News from the Blue Spruce Division. Evidence has been confirmed of a weak temporal wobble—The Perth AU facility has evidence of a rogue PCx19.2-1 has breeched the gate and has taken to the outback. Fear not, wellness is safe and all blood will be accounted for.
At PCRI, our chronometric sensors in the pine groves have detected minor temporal fluctuations this quarter—nothing to disrupt daily wellness routines, of course. Remember, stability begins with a strong foundation. Stay rooted. #PCRI #NatureInnovation #WellnessWednesday
Happy Friday! Remember: wellness starts small. Take a walk in nature, breathe deeply, and keep your bones strong and train daily. PCx7.03 has proven to be quicker than anticipated
Exciting milestone: 1,000+ deer spines catalogued this year! Each one unique, beautiful, and completely stable.
R&D update: Our new Temporal Stabilization Chamber is running smoothly. Side effects include mild dizziness, sudden ear weeping, and slurred speech.
🌲 PCRI is committed to Innovation Rooted in Nature. From sustainable cones to groundbreaking wellness, we’re building a greener tomorrow.
Welcome to the infinite and fleeting world of PCRI
The Pine Cone Research Institute (PCRI) was established in 1957 with the solemn aim of weaponizing the forest floor. Over time, however, our remit has expanded to include pharmacological pursuits,
particularly in the area of treatments for conditions which most reputable scientists would consider “mildly inconvenient” at best. While our military division continues to refine pine-cone-based delivery systems,
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