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All right everyone, since it's almost college football season, I'm going to let you in on a secret: NCAA football coaches are all members of the FBI Witness Protection Program. They're given a ridiculous name and spend years learning how to coach at the college level. 1/x
I am once again asking you to stop sending potato-grade cellphone photos when you mean to send Portable Document Format files Genius Scan and Lens exist for a reason, use them pic unrelated
Watching the new Naked Gun movie. It is a loving homage to the originals.
Pacific Northwest: We have Screaming Trees Upper Midwest: hold our empties, we already drank the beer
EXPLODING TREES are possible in the Midwest and Northern Plains on Friday and Saturday, as temperatures are forecasted to fall 20 degrees BELOW zero!
Tossup between Wookey Hole and Lickey End
Cystoscopies are bad now, but they were worse in the old days. WAY worse.
And now the Hoosiers have as many football national championships as Southern Illinois. Welcome to the club, and IU will probably get another natty before SIU will.
Blocked punt for a TD? This is way more fun than Alabama or Oregon
"Whatever happens We have got The Maxim Gun And they have- wait, what OHHH SHIIII-" - Hillaire Belloc, standing corrected
Route 51 from Decatur to Carbondale feels seen
POV you’re about to drive 70mph through a Midwest town of 600 people
Let's go, Hoosiers. Win it for the glory of your university and maybe even the Midwest
I don't know which town has a higher body count: Causton, Midsomer or Cabot Cove, Maine
Those tv ads for that Laura Geller cosmetics never tell you if you can bend spoons with your mind while you're using it
Well, so much for the Bears... what a heartbreaker of an ending. Ah well, next year in Gary!
Fucking coolant light went on as soon as I started the car tonight to go home. It's low, and I didn't see any obvious leaks on the ground or in the engine compartment, so hopefully it's just low. Still, it's a pain in the ass to have that light come on at 10:30pm
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