Proverbs of Parents ™
@ParentProverbs
Shit your folks say but should really have kept in their heads. Courtesy of Derek and Marjory, my mum and dad.
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Mum: everything’s £21! Apart from the perms and balayages which are four times the price. So, everything’s a multiple of £21, actually. #Maths
Dad: Rhetoric and reality never seem to be in the same room as each other these days. All this nonsense about London being too dangerous. Tosh!
Mum: What berries are brown, for heaven’s sake? What a stupid phrase. #suntan #brownasalog
Mum: Derek I have dry patches on my toast. That’s no way to butter up, and well you know it! State of your breakfast preparation.
Mum: I’m not one to laugh at misfortune. But the tourist I just saw walk straight into the lift and out the open door opposite at Russell Square has me in creases 😹 😹
Dad: @ManchesterEven bwahaha, muppets. Police are talking about a crime scene, not a fucking panto production.
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