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The next president hope you’re reading this all you have to do is invite Russia to topple our democracy how hard can that be
The word debt is only intimidating because of the silent b. Take that out and you ain’t paying nobody back nothing man I’ll laugh at your det.
If you’re white and in your twenties your parents fingered each other to a Tom Hanks movie it’s just #science
In a double blind test I’ve concluded that whilst baked out my mind dried cherries taste like ass and ashtrays
I had an ant* problem in my house** and I called a guy*** and he was like can’t do shit about it so I called another guy**** and he was like this is easy the last guy just didn’t want to also what are you up to tonight then we boned * nazi ** twitter *** twitter **** my new bf
Retweet if you haven’t acted like Trump a single day of your life.
We have been duped into viewing politicians as royalty when our Founders intended them to be only temp public servants. Complaints @realDonaldTrump is not “presidential” are because he acts like one of us-exactly why our Founders fought in Rev War to win independence from royalty
every Dan you know is a Danling, nourished on the nearly invisible teats of a single, grotesque Danmother that spawned them
Matt 👏 Damon 👏 had literally nothing 👏 to offer 👏 Minnie Driver 👏 in that movie 👏
Doing my makeup on the train this morning and a random man told me he likes women to have a more natural look. I told him I like men to have a more silent look. 🤷♀️
I bet the kids in Kriss Kross formed a strong bond while buttoning up each other's shirts everyday.
Depression is not the same as being sad. Being sad is not the same as depression. Admitting you are depressed and asking for help is not a sign of weakness it is a sign of strength, reach out and get help its not too late.
Sean Connery: I need you to sue the president. Don’t ask why. Me: sure thing Sean.
Trump didn’t win. You got put in the wrong version of reality. We’ll get you out of there as soon as we can. If it’s any consolation, Hilary has literally bored the country to death. We have two designated nap times each day. LeBron James plays minor league baseball.
If you a psychopath at doesn’t necessarily make you bad person lean into 🗝🗡🖋🖍📡🔦🎢🛶🎤🏄🏼♀️🏏🥢🥖🥕🥓⚡️🌱🤳💅🏼✔️↗️💤🔏📈
Just a heads up because a TERF found my art on tumblr and seemed to think I’d be cool with her stinking up my air: 1. Fuck TERFs 2. If I find out you’re a TERF I will report and block you 3. Seriously, fuck TERFs
transphobes are not my comrades and will never be. if you fuck with being a TERF unfollow me
Psst. You. Can I tell you something? . . . . . . Fuck TERFs fuck them fuck them all goddam it fuck them fuck TERFs piece of shit
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