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Bro Strider
@PartingInStride
The things I do for my family. Happily married to @RoxysGotAGun [Hitman!Bro AU]
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((Unfortunately, me being a lazy ass is not over. But I at least have the means to reply now.))
((Yoyoyo! Computer's back. Those who follow Bro should know by now. Hiatus over!))
Thankfully, his robot isn't as loyal as originally assumed.
Makeup didn't work... Fighting didn't work... But I refuse to let that insufferable prick win.
FUCK. -he is tripped, falling down several dozen stories to the ground-
And now, thanks to you and your little green shit, I LOOK THE PART!
Yeah, I did. -he holds his broken arm- But I never win. I'm the textbook cartoon antagonist...
-he flashsteps away- Do you REALLY think we'd be stupid enough to die just like that?
FUCK. -he pulls the towel off, revealing an awful, burned face underneath- FUCK YOU.
@younger_strider Well, I realized how much of an asshole I was, I guess.
@younger_strider ((Same writer. This Bro was killed off in an incident relating to what one a while back. This is like his revenge.))
@younger_strider Because you died, Dave. what Brobot said about PTSD. But I'm better now.
@younger_strider -he snatches his phone away- Why would you text me, Dave? I'm right here. @GuardianOfIrony
@younger_strider I'm sorry I ran away, man. But you SCARED me. I had to go somewhere else for a while. Change the mood.
-he opens up the door, walking into the apartment- Dave, I'm home! @younger_strider
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