Alan Partridge
@PartridgeReplys
I'm having the best time since sliced bread. (age 50)
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Check the small print in your cone-tract
I just got asked if there's traffic cones in England. I want to leave this planet.
Michael there are some rude daubings on the side of my car
Well now you've got Norfolks maddest man!
Did they get you on the old jeans rule? Nazis! But with excellent facilities.
How the hell yall so drunk you get kicked out the bar at 730 on sunday??
She was certainly first on the list when God was handing out chests
Technically he should have had a hat hard on. What am I saying, I mean a hat hard on.
If there's anything I can do just ask, apart from heavy lifting I've got a bit of a bad back.
Sonia has made me this, it's a mug with my face on one side.... And a cat on the other
Oooooh your nicer than my wife
To be honest I'm dead against it
@Oli_Row what do you think about the pedestrianisation of norwich city centre
You don't need any beauty sleep. Well, 40 winks
Off to Tenerife at 5 in the morning with the girls! 👯👯👯 #Boobtroop Should probably go to sleep! 🙄
Yes It's an extender!
Unexpected guests for dinner? That’s no trouble with an extending table: bit.ly/20E2H6O #diningtable
You know what this room says to me? Aqua, which is French for water. #PartridgeReplys
Unexpected guests for dinner? That’s no trouble with an extending table: bit.ly/20E2H6O #diningtable
STOP GETTING BOND WRONG
Aiden Turner to be next James Bond? (At least spell his name correctly) #AidanisbetterthanBond #noBondforAidan express.co.uk/entertainment/…
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Aiden Turner to be next James Bond after Daniel Craig?
AIDEN TURNER has the pecs for success as he shoots past Idris Elba to become the new hot favourite to replace Daniel Craig as James Bond.
Your hair looks snazzy, is that your mothers money coming through?
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- 1. #NationalChampionship N/A
- 2. Knicks N/A
- 3. #CFBPlayoff N/A
- 4. #WWERaw N/A
- 5. Hoosiers N/A
- 6. Hoosiers N/A
- 7. Mike Brown N/A
- 8. Max Christie N/A
- 9. Don Lemon N/A
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- 11. Mavs N/A
- 12. Jamal Roberts N/A
- 13. Marcus Freeman N/A
- 14. Thibs N/A
- 15. #NeverDaunted N/A
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- 17. #iufb N/A
- 18. Jeff Hafley N/A
- 19. Finn Balor N/A
- 20. The U N/A
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