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Hilarious and Inspirational drinking quotes to keep you happily lubricated! Brought to you by the #1 Bar Crawl Tracker for the iPhone!

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Drink your worries away tonight with @DrinkOTron !! Do it for #America !!


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@DrinkOTron: "I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor." -Carl Sandburg


@DrinkOTron "Alcohol is my way of life, and I aim to keep it.” -Homer Simpson


"C'mon, let's go drink 'til we can't feel feelings anymore." -Peter Griffin


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"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer" -Arnold Schwarzenegger


"The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid." -Unknown


"C'mon, let's go drink 'til we can't feel feelings anymore." -Peter Griffin


"A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive." -Demetri Martin


"American Beer is a lot like making love in a row boat, it's fucking close to water!" -Eric Idle, Monty Python


“Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question” -Henry Mon


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@PartyHopperApp Gotta love how when your drunk you think your great at everything, especially dancing #yournot


“A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.” -Charles Chaplin


"Let me just quote the late, great, Colonel Sanders. He said, "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken." -Ricky Bobby


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