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in a c section today the dad made a joke about us giving his wife a โ€˜husband stitchโ€™ and the surgeon goes โ€œwe donโ€™t do that here, but i can recommend you for a penis enlargement consultation if youโ€™re that concerned about wanting to satisfy your wife at your current sizeโ€๐Ÿ’€


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cute

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greenvibe's tweet image. cute

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Missing the 2010s frozen yogurt boom like a bitch right now


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started playing stardew valley with my girlfriend cause i thought it would be a cute thing for us to do together but it turns out she has over 400 hours logged and is running our farm like the navy


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sucks about my lack of bioluminescence


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hey (with the intention of getting ice cream)


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lately i've been really tired but also really in love


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me loving you this July

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i wish it was socially acceptable to dm someone Hey why did you and your partner break up


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The fabulous work of Landis Blair

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this the weather you take a bad bitch like me to get ice cream in


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iโ€™m pretty chill as far as insane women go


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manifesting i see a bunny tomorrow


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going on an evil walk


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nonverbal phone time but our legs are touching so we know we're there for each other


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yes he listens to clairo and drinks matcha

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you should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough


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