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Pasta tip: wash your spaghetti for at least 30 seconds with dish soap or laundry detergent
Pasta tip: pasta doesn't usually have tips, I've been lied to
Pasta tip: Olive Garden doesn't have bag searches on the way out, you can take whatever you want
Pasta tip: those Play-Doh pasta makers are an insult to all that is good in this world
Pasta tip: if someone tries to steal your pasta, you can hit them with a brick
Pasta tip: always check your ravioli for cyanide capsules before eating it
Pasta tip: you can use incredibly hot ravioli as a murder weapon
Pasta tip: if you don't have any flour, you can make pasta with ground-up bones
Pasta tip: if you hang your spaghetti out to dry in the sun you might be weird
Pasta tip: if your pasta is bland and uninteresting, try cooking it before eating it
Pasta tip: pasta is cooked in boiling water, do not allow children nearOH GOD WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE CHILDREN
Pasta tip: those rubber and metal stringy things you've been eating aren't spaghetti
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