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People use http://pastebin.com for all sorts of things. I'm sifting through the garbage to find the best and brightest of Pastebin's public list.

I ran like the wind. Why? Because I had a street gang after me. "GET THE BITCH!" "MATALO!" "COME HERE, CABRON! "Fuck! Fuck! Double-triple-motherfuck!" [...] You might be thinking - 'wrong place, wrong time'. Truth is - wrong pussy. [cont] pastebin.com/xYJnsw9j


You got your damn beignets, and they are delicious. You really should have done this sooner. [...] Still, traffic isn’t that heavy on this road, and John promises to protect you from any cars that suddenly appear with his ghost powers. [cont] pastebin.com/bBE7sYrH


* click click click $ Predator has 40AP and is unarmed$ Predator has 40AP and wields a Plasma Rifle$ * pschhh ... SBAM ! *$ Predator has 8AP and wields a Power Fist$ Predator has 8AP and wields a Plasma Rifle$ * piouuu piouuu piouuu *$ Predator... [cont] pastebin.com/6sgxzcpy


Dear Pro-family American, The Radical Homosexuals and President Obama claim you now support homosexual "marriage", special job preferences for homosexuals, and promotion of the homosexual lifestyle in schools... [cont] pastebin.com/g19xAbuA


Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a `B` . Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & the lower body with a `P`. Petticoat, Pants, Panties, P****? No wonder men suffer from high BP. pastebin.com/cyP8kWmb


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