Pastor Problems
@Pastorsproblems
A hopefully humorous look inside a pastor's thoughts, inspired by @firstworldproblems creator code L1Y5Z2
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“The decorations, acting, dancing, and singing are really bad.” - Church VBS Director
Pretty much.
Top notch tweet!
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Youth group serving Kool-aid, new carpet be like
Our Joseph looks a bit like Paul Rudd. Am I wrong? RT if you see it.
Church copier. No one has noticed for three weeks. How long should I leave it this way??
Live look in at my congregation each Sunday.
Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.
Realizing that very well could be someone from my church against my best efforts.
Yea, this landed in my private messages on my online dating app. Yea, I don't think so.
Having to tell people Trump isn’t perfect and realizing some in the church will debate you. We’ve lost our way. God above party. God above idols.
Yea, this landed in my private messages on my online dating app. Yea, I don't think so.
Best tweet of the day/week
Stop being concerned with having a seat at tables that Jesus would flip over.
In the summer, what do you set the thermostat on in the sanctuary?
Live picture of my congregation during a sermon.
Crested mynas, as many other birds, are born altricially, which means young are underdeveloped at the time of birth, therefore fed by parents. When they grow up, they have to learn that food doesn't simply jump into their beaks [📽️: Rebecca Gelernter]
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