Patrick Bateman
@PatrickBaleman
My name is Patrick Bateman, I am 27 years old, although you shake my hand a feel flesh on yours and maybe get a sense of life, I am simply not there #RP
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"@MurderProbs: When your friends don't understand your serial killer jokes" common problem of mine
*sees Paul Allens business card and thinks "its so sleek, its even got a watermark"*
My acquaintances don't know who Ed gein or Ted Bundy are, am I the only one who knows serial killers?
Paul: "evelyn, great ass goes out with that loser Patrick Bateman" *laughs* more wine Paul?
I like to dissect girls, did you know I'm utterly insane?
Paul: "Let's do it Marcus. *turns to Courtney* great party" Courtney: "thanks, Patrick why was he calling you Marcus?" Heh Mistletoe alert
*kills Al's dog* // I actually hate you for that // ....... // asshole
"You hate that job I don't see why you don't just quit" because. I want. To fit. In
"He sits in his office all day spinning a fucking minora" nobody spins a minora, its a dradle
"Are you seeing anyone, I mean, seriously" I don't know...maybe...not really
"Is that a rain coat?" Yes, it is *smiling like an idiot* hey Paul *paul turns around and I swing an axe into his head*
"Would you like to hear the special?" Not if you would like to keep your spleen
![RedhotSpitfire's profile picture. I feel like I'm blind, I can't see the world in front of me. [MARVEL RP 21+]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/458398334248448000/bK4PjRqT.jpeg)
![IonicSpirit's profile picture. Simon Williams. Recently came back from being in Rouges mind.
[MCU][Fandom Flexible]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/793220620154568704/Rvv8qccm.jpg)
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![BurdenedInBlue's profile picture. (#MV #MultiSL #RP Myth/Marvel #Explicit) God of mischief, lies, chaos, and King of Blueberries. [[CURRENTLY ON HIATUS]]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/416201837952643073/f1kQ6Aim.jpeg)
![TheAllFather_'s profile picture. The Man , The Myth, The legend , king of the Norse gods [RP21+/MC/AU]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/936444350426476544/ZkZBdl7y.jpg)
![MalcolmWerth's profile picture. I'm a criminal... Or so they say. Its easy to push away feelings, its so much harder think about them. [OC] [OUAT] [Descriptive] [RP]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/598561669216886784/wGs7oTvo.jpg)
![RoyaltyGrace_'s profile picture. Shoot me down, but I won't fall. I am titanium. Stone hard machine gun, fire away, fire away. [ #RP•#POJ]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/411774526041489408/oV7mLhxX.jpeg)
United States Trends
- 1. #PMSSEATGEEKRELAY N/A
- 2. Phillies N/A
- 3. Bichette N/A
- 4. Baty N/A
- 5. Panarin N/A
- 6. Vientos N/A
- 7. Drury N/A
- 8. Dodgers N/A
- 9. Canada N/A
- 10. #HudsonMFW N/A
- 11. #HudsonDsquared2 N/A
- 12. Bellinger N/A
- 13. Polanco N/A
- 14. Dombrowski N/A
- 15. Bader N/A
- 16. Yankees N/A
- 17. #ChoosePeaceNotChaos N/A
- 18. Nobel N/A
- 19. Mensah N/A
- 20. #FursuitFriday N/A
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