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Well ladies and gents, we made it! Thank you everyone who’s been along for the journey, I have no plans to stop any time soon!
Billionaires usually had to grind at an idea for their money. Politicians have to grind for ways to get your money.
Well shit I guess since Elon bought this, it's time for me to use this shit again
Roommate: How do you spell Guy Fawkes? Me: *Spells it right immediately* Roommate: What the fuck? @wisewordwheeler
Rommmate to me: "You're the only person I know who can leave someone on read in person."
I promise you all, no one gives a shit about what you listen to, so please for the love of god, stop putting your spotify decade wrap on your story. That is all
Why do people always look at me weird when I say I want a black iced coffee?
Not even 10 and someone threw up 3 times in my bathroom, spilled 2 beers on the carpet and floor, and for some reason a whole ass pizza was in my toliet. Holy shit man
This whole Epstein suicide is as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.
Prayers up for David Ortiz. He was shot and is now hospitalized after an apparent robbery 🙏🙏
When you haven't seen your long distance girlfriend in a while
*Me almost two weeks sober* Roommate: Drink that beer or I'll use the can to open your head! Me: You're ending my sobriety! Roommate: That's what friends are for! Me: .................
How good was Barry Bonds? He was once intentionally walked with the bases loaded to make it a 1-run game in the bottom of the 9th.
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