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So I was taking a walk the other day....


Yo ppl post shit like there on there shit but dnt post shit when it's going BAD just post shot like pray for me bitch get yo shit together


Water go down the HOLE


Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.


Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.


Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.


Oh sweet baby Jesus would you look at these

PdotCOM805's tweet image. Oh sweet baby Jesus would you look at these

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he?s roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.


There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.


Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.


President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.


Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.


Where's all my bitches at y'all need a date for vday holla at your boy


Sweet pick ups this morning

PdotCOM805's tweet image. Sweet pick ups this morning

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper


When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.


When you on the edge of your seat... like come on drug dealer


I'm not the best singer but here you go


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