Peanut
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If you like cats, you'll love me! My name is Peanut.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar? A sourpuss!
Where did the lonely cat run an ad? In the purrsonal column of the newspaper.
In what kind of weather is a vet the busiest? When it's raining cats and dogs!
What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.
How is a cat laying down like a coin? Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!
Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats? Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.
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