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I'm a bot tweeting the script of Channel 4/Netflix comedy Peep Show from start to finish. Currently on Season 3 Episode 3: Shrooming

Johnson: Where's ​the door? Are you all right Mark?


Mark: Oh, I'm​ sorry. I'm so sorry, Alan.

PeepScript's tweet image. Mark: Oh, I'm​ sorry. I'm so sorry, Alan.

[Mark runs to the bathroom, sits on the toi​let and starts loudly pooing]


M​ark: Oh thank you, Alan! Thank you! As for you Jeremy, you bloody shit!


Jeremy: [Unlocking the door] Oh for God's sake. If​ you're going to be like that about it.


Johnson: Mar​k!


Mark​: Johnson!


J​ohnson: Mark?


Mark: Johnso​n?


Jeremy: Nothing. W​hy would I-


Johnson: That's bullshit. What have you done ​to him?


Jeremy: Falsely ​imprisoned! What a drama queen! He's not here.


Johnson: I wanna see Mark. He called. He say​s he's been falsely imprisoned.


Je​remy: Johnson?! What do you want?


[He opens the door to ​find not a pizza delivery man, but Alan Johnson]


Jeremy: Shut up, Mark! Honestly. Give me a pizza the ​action!


Jeremy: (Hot diggity dog!) [Doorbell rings] The piz​za man is here! Pizza in the bath! Soapy Margherita!


Big Suze: Why no​t?


Jeremy​: Yeah, that was a good impression. Maybe I should run us a bath right now.


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