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Jeremy: I had an affair with Toni by mistake and Nancy found out because I told her.
Nancy continues: ...And if I meet somebody, which um, you know, I probably will, we'll wanna come back and bone. So I'll need the bed. Later.
Nancy: Oh, Jez, I was wondering if you could you sleep on the couch tonight? I'm on my way to see Metallica at Wembley Arena and I've taken a couple Es so I'm gonna start feeling pretty horny soon.
Mark: Oh, yes! Now it's coming together, my friend. Look at you with your beautiful American wife and me with my lovely maybe girlfriend. Tell you what, we should get a couple of tandems and go to the Pyrenees and pick grapes or some crazy thing.
Mark: Oh, pretty darn well! Nearly, really, really nearly, finally got it together with Soph.
Nancy: Hey, Mark. [Puts a tray on Jeremy's lap] Oh, there you go, hubby. [Turns to Mark] How'd it go tonight?
[At the flat, Jeremy sits on the sofa and Mark enters the front room]
Mark: (Public humiliation. Welcome to my world, Jeff. Although personally I wouldn't've picked that dress to cry on)
[They lean in to kiss, but just before they do, the sound of Harry Nilsson's "Without You" being played at full volume booms out from upstairs, ruining the moment. Sophie and Mark go upstairs and find Jeff sitting on the bed, holding one of Sophie's dresses to his face, sobbing]
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