Sarly Kimpson
@PerfDisaster
28• trying to enjoy the little things •I love my car and my friends•JB💕
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Sometimes I think about that time in 3rd grade when I let a girl named Maggie cut a chunk of my hair out to make a voodoo doll, and I wonder if that’s why my life keeps throwing me curve balls
I was prepared but it still hurt.
How the fuck do you own a home but not a water bottle?
My life will be completely different a year from now
Bro my body runs like a Honda with a blown head gasket - constantly overheating without any effort
You know gas is expensive when the low fuel light is on so you put $20 in and the low fuel light is still on.. 💀 I hate it here.
I’m fine until the moment someone asks me how I am 🙃
Half a litre of iced coffee in the morning and 3 litres of water throughout the day, it’s called balance, sweetie
The joy of calling out a full grown man for being ignorant is unbeatable tbh
Graduated high school ten years ago but the work drama is just the same 😂💀
There’s no medicine for falling in love
Ok enough with baby dill pickles, where tf are my long ass, girthy mf garlic pickles? 😤 I’m about to go across the border just for American sized pickles
Hey guys hypothetical question; if you were my vape pen, where would you be hiding right now?
ohhhhhh today's Friday the 13th, that explains the last two years
What if silicone implants could heat you up on cold winter days 🤔
Happy 421 this shit don’t stop keep smoking 💨💨💨💨
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