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Sarly Kimpson

@PerfDisaster

28• trying to enjoy the little things •I love my car and my friends•JB💕

Sometimes I think about that time in 3rd grade when I let a girl named Maggie cut a chunk of my hair out to make a voodoo doll, and I wonder if that’s why my life keeps throwing me curve balls


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I was prepared but it still hurt.


How the fuck do you own a home but not a water bottle?


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My life will be completely different a year from now


Bro my body runs like a Honda with a blown head gasket - constantly overheating without any effort


You know gas is expensive when the low fuel light is on so you put $20 in and the low fuel light is still on.. 💀 I hate it here.


I’m fine until the moment someone asks me how I am 🙃


Half a litre of iced coffee in the morning and 3 litres of water throughout the day, it’s called balance, sweetie


The joy of calling out a full grown man for being ignorant is unbeatable tbh


Graduated high school ten years ago but the work drama is just the same 😂💀


Honestly nature gives me a boner every time

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PerfDisaster's tweet image. Honestly nature gives me a boner every time
PerfDisaster's tweet image. Honestly nature gives me a boner every time
PerfDisaster's tweet image. Honestly nature gives me a boner every time

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There’s no medicine for falling in love

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Ok enough with baby dill pickles, where tf are my long ass, girthy mf garlic pickles? 😤 I’m about to go across the border just for American sized pickles


Hey guys hypothetical question; if you were my vape pen, where would you be hiding right now?


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ohhhhhh today's Friday the 13th, that explains the last two years


Honestly offended that I don’t have Disney plus


What if silicone implants could heat you up on cold winter days 🤔


Homies on film 🖤

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PerfDisaster's tweet image. Homies on film 🖤
PerfDisaster's tweet image. Homies on film 🖤
PerfDisaster's tweet image. Homies on film 🖤

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Happy 421 this shit don’t stop keep smoking 💨💨💨💨


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