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@PerfectGirlProb

Practically perfect in every way. Wait. Who are we kidding? We're entirely perfect. Two girls, one account. ❤

the girl that my ex was cheating on me with is at my gym and i have crotch sweat kill me now


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"Tell your dog I said Hi" -Me to all my friends that have dogs


FAVORITE THAT PRETTY GIRLS TWEET AGAIN. YEAH. POST SELFIES FOR SLUTS TO STAR. ITS MY FAVORITE.


Im a crazy girlfriend now. And i talked my boyfriend INTO getting twitter. What in the fuck have i done.


Maybe if you worked as much as you talk about me you would've been promoted instead of me.


I'm convinced I met my soulmate last night. Mostly because he looked so good in his scrubs. 😍😍😍😂


My adoring @SJTuohy is a never ending struggle. 😵😍


1 am chats with my ex boyfriend always make me regret dating him. We had such a good friendship before.


If you're trying to date a girl who's life goals involve sports, she doesn't need to be taught by you.


Very few things annoy me as much as guys trying to "teach" me to like teams other than the teams I like.


Becoming a Kansas City fan to get over my heartbreak of Derek jeter retiring. 💁


@ThePower_Gay mine shows maybe 20% white guys


Being 5'9" and never wearing flats can cause so many problems when you only meet short guys.


Great. I just met my new neighbor, and he has too many resemblances of my ex bf. 😵😑😑😡 guess who's gonna make a bad decision. 😂💁🙋🙋


In all honesty I'm gonna miss #TheSinglesProject and @NTBro because I'm probably just as picky as him. #Struggle


Everytime I watch #TheSinglesProject @NTBro reminds me why I'm single because every guy in NYC is just like him. 😭😭


It's so cute when the people that are bitter I got promoted talk nonsense about me. 😑😘😡


The number one perk of traveling nonstop is I don't spend enough time with any guys to catch feelings.


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"You're so basic." At least I don't pretend I'm not.


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